Meadows property
Cozy Meadows Starter Hut
A charming early-game property with authentic smoke accumulation, partial weather protection, and easy access to deer that will never stop yelling.
Ask999 Wood + 24 Deer hide3,285 LMV
Overview
Property Description
This lovingly under-engineered starter hut offers a warm fire, a questionable roof, and prime access to the exact meadow where your first serious building standards went to die. Ideal for new Vikings, bee optimists, and anyone who considers mostly dry a luxury finish.
Property Facts
Basics
- Biome
- Meadows
- Beds
- 2
- Technically indoors
- Yes
- Roof functionality
- Partial
Comfort
- Comfort
- 6
- Fire sources
- 1
- Smoke inhalation
- Authentic
- Bee happiness
- Happy
Hazards
- Troll risk
- Low
- Deathsquito frequency
- None
- Moat depth
- None
- Corpse count disclosed
- 1
Access
- Portals
- 0
- Portal quality
- None
- Workbench coverage
- Partial
Resources
- Nearby crypts
- 0
- Crypt note
- No note disclosed
- Fire note
- No note disclosed
Market Metrics
- Comfort Forecast
- 6 and rising
Up sharply if the smoke learns where the roof hole is.
- Roof Compliance Rating
- Partial
Meets the legal definition of optimism.
- Bee Happiness Index
- Happy
The bees have not retained counsel.
- Smoke Ventilation Grade
- C-
Authentic, visible, and emotionally present.